Saturday, March 13, 2010

Friday, March 5, 2010

Tea and Biscuits RIP


Tea and Biscuits was my first blogging attempt. It lasted for a good year or two before I blew it up.
I'm aiming to add extra effort into keeping this somewhat consistent.

Writing lives here

Photos and Paint live here.

Saturday, February 27, 2010

S'not just about the s'now y'know



It's about Rudy too.

Lately I've been



writing about gout for a newspaper

and doughnuts.

More man



merman morman mermaid more maids they cut a mans ear off and ate the lobe you're sick you threw me they pulled a girls pants downs and dragged her by her wrists across the car park you're fine and you knew me they dug their nails into her head because she thought of another while in your bed your not right but who ever is they beat his head with a metal pole they ran a broken glass down that fourteen year old.

She wants to go to the seaside. Cowper.



That night we fell through the floor the tops of our heads touching spread out.

“You’re the best. Things will never change I promise we’ll stay like this together. No matter where we are or what we do we’ll always burn forever.”

Even though I’m over here and you’re there. You’re still the writer, the producer and I can’t sing the chorus. Potential child brides bound together. Creepy eepy man-children ha ha fucking ha.Thick as thieves. We’re thick and we’re thieves. Threw the paint all over the party. Never gave a fuck about them, never will. Chinned ‘er didn’t I? Shoreditch sent a lynch mob.

With your hard hat and your social commentaries. With my meltdowns and hair premonitions. We’re both going to be ok. Man in a box forever.